Shrektexts



Shrektexts are greentext stories written solely for ShrekChan. They now generally preside in a pinned thread at the top of /shr/.

Shrektext motifs
Many recurring developments in Shrektexts include:

1.Someone claiming “Shrek is Drek” or “Shrek is Dreck”

2.Anal rape from the Ogrelord due to said incorrect claim

3.Acceptance or even glee from the receiver of rape due to the glory of Shrek

4.Commentary on the awe-inspiring length of Shrek’s shrock

5.Death/desecration of Farquad, Drek, Jimmy Nuetron, Wreck-it Ralph, etc.

6.References to Shrek’s friends and family, such as Donkey and Fiona

7.The ending statement “Shrek is love, Shrek is life”

Archive
An archive of all Shrektexts written before January 28, 2014 in the pinned Shrektext thread is available in pdf form [[Media:Shrektexts.pdf | here]].

The actual thread can be reached here