Ogre

Ogres are green creatures, mostly living in The Swamp. Famous ogres include Shrek and Fiona. They are known to have layers, much like onions. Many different scientific interpretations as to the appearance of an ogre have been imagined throughout history. However, none are more accurate than the depiction of the ogres in the motion picture "Shrek" (as well as its sequels and spin-offs,) by Dreamworks Studios. There is 1 ogre who is blue because of how dreked up he is. This disgusting ogre is drek

What to do if you meet an ogre
If you are ever lucky enough to find an ogre whilst on your daily business, there are five rules you must follow.


 * 1) Make sure it's not drek
 * If the ogre is blue and has a mustache, it is drek. Try to keep yourself alive with onions or anything shrek related and try to pray to Shrek to come help you. If you're combat-savvy enough, you could try to combat it, but this is not recommended. Make sure to use onion-related weaponry, including onionades, onion-juice laced bullets, arrows, knives, etc.


 * 2) Remain calm.
 * You may feel the urge to shout, sing, pray, or break down on your knees in pure reverence. Refrain from doing so.


 * 3) Keep your distance.
 * Keeping your distance is imperative. Not because ogres are hostile, they are not. But ogres have lots of ogre business to do, and need a lot of open space, or else they'll become ogrewhelmed.


 * 4) Share your story.
 * After a healthy amount of prayer, thanking Shrek for your encounter, head down to ShrekChan and share your experiences!