Talk:ShrekChan

What the shrek did you just shreking say about me, you little drek? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Swamps, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Farquaad, and I have over 300 confirmed onions. I am trained in donkey warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US ogre forces. You are nothing to me but just another layer. I will wipe you the shrek out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this swamp, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, shreker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of ogres across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your onion. You’re shreking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Ogre Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable layers off the face of the swamp, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking onions. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn drek. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re shreking dead, kiddo.