Shrekletariat

The Shrekletariat, though a creature of the swamp, is a quaad at heart. The heathen monster carries out saquaadic rituals in honor of his lord and savior, Lord Farquaad. He once put 3 onion casseroles in his oven and didn't even come back to check on them. He is someone who you may trust only if you are a quaad yourself. His tiny eshrekt penis can't even turn on the ugliest of ogirls. He once got in a fist fight with Godzilla. The battle ended with Shrekletariat on his knees and Godzilla pistioning his mighty ogre sized vein in Shrekletariat's tight virgin boipussi. He is a master deceiver and will lie his way out of any situation. He is not to be trusted by any means, trust Nano before you trust this guy.