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I was eleven, and I had just seen the movie shrek and I love him so much! One day I wore my favorite shrek shirt to school. On my way home I saw these three kids who were known bullies. Trying to avoid them, they see me and start making fun of my shirt. I try to run away but They catch me and start to beat me up. The entire time I pray to shrek to help me from this horror. Then they rip the shrek shirt. I hear a loud crash as I see my Ogrelord spawn behind them. He picks up the first kid and says, "This here, Is mah swamp." He crushes the boy's head and rips it from his body. He takes his enormous green falice and starts fucking the bloody throat hole. Simultaneously he is shoving onions down the second kid's throat killing him. He looks at the Last bully and picks him up and says "you should have checked yourself, before you shreked yourself." he pulls down his pants while he squirms in agony. he then anally pummels the small child to death with his giant Ogre dick. He looks down at me and says, "don't worry lad, it's all ogre now." He put me on my knees and I knew what I had to do. I took his big trunk like ogrey god cock and put it in my mouth. It tasted only of blood and shit. As he thrusted, I could feel the tip stab my stomach as my chest expanded. Shrek started to moan and growl as he ejaculated in me a green slimey liquid which tasted of onions. Exhausted, I watch him leave my profusely shakeing body and pass out. SHREK IS LOVE, SHREK IS LIFE.