Facebook



Facebook (known by Brogres as Dreckbook and Facequaad) is a social media site made by Mark Zuckerberg, a known Jew. It is believed by RichardDawkins by every well-functioning gentleman to be a tool of the Zionist/Illuminati Conspiracy (using advanced brainwashing techniques).

ShrekChan and Facebook
People who use Facebook include middle-age housewives, dumb high school/college kids, and anyone else absolutely clueless about the Internet (edit: because apparently only 12 year olds know how to use the internet). As a result, much blasphemy against the good name of Shrek has been created by the members of this site. Many Brogres fear that these same people will ruin ShrekChan.

Shrek and Facebook


There is a Shrek fan page on Facebook, but nobody knows whether it is Shrek who actually manages the page (or if he even reads it). Critics claim it is not typical for ogres to use computers and that therefore it is highly unlikely that Shrek does manage the site. Shrek has not given any comments on the issue as of February 2.

Links

 * http://www.facebook.com - The homepage of Facebook