Shrek

Shrek is a humble ogre god that spends most of his time in his lovely swamp with his family, or raping drecks with his ogre sized eshrekt Shrock He is the true lord and savior of us all.

Shrek is love, Shrek is life.

Shrek is the de-facto hero of every single Shrekchan greentext story, known as Shrektexts.

The only mistake Shrek has ever made was sparing Drek as a young ogre.